Breakup Agent: All men in this world are idiots; they get an erection with just a little temptation, which boosts my sales. (Aoshima Natsuki, JIMMY-011)

This world is full of desire, and the economy operates because of it... Men to women, women to men, exchanging something for desires they can't satisfy... I know there are no perfect people, and no one without secrets... Men will make excuses, and women will use the "It's all your fault" tactic, shifting the blame to others instead of themselves... Once they realize they're in the wrong, they start expressing their feelings emotionally... "I can do it, but you can't," meaning as long as they're happy... Because there are so many trashy humans, my business is booming! Those pathetic men who are so easily swayed by lust and temptation, with their nostrils flaring and even their balls drooping, are my important clients, so I'll make sure they fall into my trap. Their panicked expressions after the truth is revealed are incredibly pleasurable, I can't stop! I love hearing their excuses, which are even more forceful than ejaculation, so tonight I'll help them break up with that woman.